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1) Children of the Gods
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Feature
Length,
Ok, so something MUST have happened on Abedos for
that bit of intimate knowledge, and may be why Daniel was a little
surprised by Sha'ra's come-on *grins* but that was the film. A nice
episode where they figure out what the hell the Stargate is for, tones of
women get kidnapped and Apophas makes a right nascence of himself, and
Teal'c decides that he wants to be part of SG1.
Jack and Daniel potential?
Humm so so I guess.
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2) The Enemy Within ::
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Kawalsky has a Goa'uld in his head and all shit brakes loos...
Beet's the crap out of Sam in a lift trying to escape, Also Teal'c
is consulted on this matter with threats of taking him away to be prodded
and probed... anyhow... They try and take the Goa'uld out and think
they have till he beats up on Teal'c... and while trying to get
through the gate grapples with Teal'c as Jack gives the order to shut
down the gate with Kawalsky's head in the way... and it all turns
into "Bad Tast" as bit's of brain hit the gate room
floor... then they all off world happily... as ya do...
Jack and Daniel potential?
Why do I get the feeling that if
Kawalsky had lived they would both be doing Daniel? I think all 3
would have become GOOD friends *grins* but seen as he was Jack's
best friend, it's nice to see him not treat Daniel in the same
way... Jack seemed mushier with Kawalsky in this Episode...
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3) Emancipated
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Laugh? I coughed my guts up... Their first planet together as SG1
and Sam gets to dress up in a cool blue frock, then gets kidnapped.
Yes, it's a planet full of sexist pigs! Sam gets bartered for
another girl in another tribe but it all back fires... Kidnapping,
escapes, recapturing and all kinds of crap then Sam gets to kick
some chieftain butt and yes... SAM WINS THE DAY! woo hoo! go Sam!
Jack and Daniel potential?
I think this is the first one where
they do the "Talking in Tandem" and "Finish each
others sentences" routine... cute but nothing special.
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4) The
Broca Divide ::
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Despite thickening foreheads,
male aliens dressed in fur or amazingly "Camp" silky outfits
this show is funny in a strange kind of way... They come out into a dark
forest and get set upon by some mad, fur clad natives... Luckily they are
saved by the others inhabitants of the planet, camp'lie clad western
looking Mayans who arnt mad... When they get back to earth Sam tries to
seduce Jack, much to his horror, Jack then tries to beat Daniel into
submission... then every one goes back to the stone age... all but Teal'c
(No surprise) and Daniel (big surprise and a first and last) also Janet...
Daniel and Teal'c go back to the planet where Daniel is nabbed then half
striped and probably buggered by the natives... Jack genes some semblance
of humanity then when everyone's cured they go off and save Daniel who has
yet again found a native girl to screw... humm or is that make friends
with seen as their probably the only good looking playthings in the camp
*grins* anyhow, would seem Daniel's constant allergies my have saved
the day, a planet and the whole SGC... Yaay!
(One of the episodes where Teal'c just calls Daniel, Daniel!)
Jack and Daniel potential?
Oww OODLES on a subliminal violent, primitive level... Yaay! Though Daniel has one hell of a bad hair day.
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5) The
First Commandment ::
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Daniel's wearing his
bandana and it's NOT a dig? ow my bad he has a spade! and Jack's wearing
Daniel's floppy brimmed monstrosity of a hat and pulling it off better?
(but Danny looking nice and trim in this episode *smiles dreamily*)
One of Sam's old flames decides he's a God (Shows what trying to
find God can do to some ppl! tut)... SG1 have to go to some god forsaken
(Don't forgive the pun) planet where the radiation is a little on
the nasty side... They must save the locals from loony guy from SGC
then make the get the orange forcefield to protect the locals from
the sun... bla bla bla... this episode is ok and unusual at the
swapping of hats...
Jack and Daniel potential?
Humm not much action *sigh*
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6)
Cold Lazarus ::
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Planet of Blue crystals and Yellow sand... Jack gets replicated by
the crystal who wants to make Jacks life perfect so that he wont
kill them... Nice crystals... Crystal Jack buggers off to Sarah (
'h' here ppl I don't care HOW THEY spell it, they say it with the
'H'!) house to find Charley... Bla Bla Bla, Crystal Jack makes
friends with Sarah then collapses and is rushed to hospital... Sam
and Daniel are acting like a brother and sister engrossed in a bit
of pyrotechnics as they play around with one of the crystals, Teal'c
is roped into their bazaar game. then the crystal communicates with
them and asks them to send it back and to not kill them... The other
Jack is found and they run off ot save it... Then the crystal Jack
turns into Charley (head fuck city central) and they all go back to
the gate... the end
Jack and Daniel potential?
More a Sam and Daniel sibling bonding episode, nice bit when Jack
hugs Sarah and Daniel turns away then calls his name reminding them
they have to go...
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7) The
Nox ::
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(If ya listen carefully, they must have been
drenched the whole time they were filming! never stopped pissing it
down.)... Go to a Tree covered planed where they meat a bunch of
strange looking aliens with roll-in-the-woods hair (And was it me or
did Quark from DS9 or Buffy's Headmaster make an appearance? tehe)
And Apophis is running around... they go there to find some invisible
thingi after some Prick from the pentagon decided they weren't
bringing back enough do-hickis... The Nox are pretty neat little
buggers, and after basicly telling SG1 they are children, proove it
then kick them off the planet.. the end!
Jack and Daniel potential?
Considering it's the first season, there
is some sweet little things that just warm sick little puppies cockles...
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8) Brief Candle ::
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Jack finally gets some and also gets married to Greek looking wench
then starts getting old on the planet of the party short lived
people. something to do with nanobots (but they don't know that :P)
They find out it some strange Goa'uld experiment (don't they do this
one again?) Jack convinces them that their god is dead, then they
realise that the statue that they destroyed was the thing making
them age fast... everyone is happy and long lived and they all
bugger off happy...
Jack and Daniel potential?
Nice bit when Daniel tries to eat some of Jacks wedding cake *grins*
Then Daniel stays with Jack as the others look for a cure.
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9)
Thors
Hammer ::
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SG1 get laughed at by a bunch of peasants
as they fall through the Stargate, then they all get this glowing
blue light on them that doesn't like Teal'c, Jack jumps him and they
both disappear... Daniel and Sam get friendly with a local who then introduce
them to an x-Goa'uld wench who is now the healer... They ask her to
help them and reluctantly she agrees. Jack and Teal'c stuck in a
labarinth the Asguard created with the first Goa'uld and his host an
Unas. Teal'c staff weapon is useless but Jack can still use
his gun... they keep killing the bugger but he wont die. Sam doesn't
believe the x-Goa'uld is helping them and she and Daniel have a
sibling tiff, Daniel getting his way as always. Finally they all end
up in the same place though Teal'c cant pass the hammer... Daniel doesn't
want to destroy it cause it might help Shau'ra. Jack reminds him
Teal'c is part of their family now and hands Daniel the staff
weapon. Daniel destroys the hammer... The end
Jack and Daniel potential?
Owww lots when they finally do meet, Jack's mention of the family
that they are...
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10)
The torment of Tantalus ::
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Daniel is watching some old tapes from the pentagon, when he sees
someone go threw the Stargate in the 40's. He goes to see Katherine
who first employed him for the Stargate project... She didn't know
much about the test's that were carried out or that it was her fiancé
that went through and was lost, she thought he was dead... Daniel is
missing from the SGC and Hammond is a little niffed when he brings Katherine
back to the SGC, but Daniel has his way and they go through the gate
at the coordinates they found from the tapes... They find a small naked
old guy who hugs them all then runes off, Daniel follows and the old
guy 'Earnest' shows him all he knows, Then the cool object thingi
and proof that there are more intelligent races out there than the
Goa'uld... Then the cool light show that's basically a huge helow...
Daniel gets obsessed with it as the rest of them worry about the
fact that the DHD has just fallen through the floor, not like it
worked anyway... Daniel offers to wait even if they do get the gate
open and sit out the storm... Earnest tries to convince him he's
stupid, but it takes Jack to drag him away from his dream... anyhow
they cant dial up the planer again meaning all is lost. then Ernest
gives Daniel a pep talk and all is well!
Jack and Daniel potential?
Owww an ooddals episode folks! Nice to see Jack a little possessive
over his boy-toy to the point of dragging him through the gate...
Also nice bit when Ernest hugs Daniel right at the end and then Jack
askes for a sympathy hug of Katherine, cute!
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11)
Bloodlines ::
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Teal'c feeling a little homesick,
and wants to protect his kiddie from becoming mommy to a Goa'uld
lava. Going back to the Chulak, Teal'c gets a little pissed, They
find out that Teal'c's son and wife are still alive. Teal'c saves
his son from becoming almost a Goa'uld host then makes him one
himself to save his life...
Daniel also proves that you should never let him hold a machine-gun,
he gets homicidal tendencies especially when dealing with Goa'uld of
any kind.
The Symbiot that Sam and Daniel got save Teal'c life and Teal'c son
and wife stay where they are on Chulak.. bla bla bla...
Jack and Daniel potential?
Apart from the odd look here and
there... The best bit is when Daniel shoots the tank with the Goa'uld
symbiots in after Sam said that killing them would make them no better
then the Goa'uld, then the look on Sam's face when she retrieves the
machinegun is priceless... Go Daniel!
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12)
Fire and Water ::
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DANIEL's DEAD! eep!
Memorial servis and wake and everything! but I
guess this is the first time he was considered MIA so no blaming
them... The rest of SG1 are mortified and they keep having
flashbacks. Mean while Daniel is making, umm, Friends with the local
Atlantian from Babylon who is missing his sweetheart... SG1 figure
out that Daniel must still be alive and go back and save him, kind
of. Daniel tells fish-man that his love was killed but helped
mankind rebel against the Goa'uld... Then they all go home... Well
kind of seen as Daniel is once again homeless.
Jack and Daniel potential?
Well Jack seems the most cut up about Daniel's death, and then there
is the reading from Daniel's diary about Jack, also Jacks the first
one to react to the fact that Daniel might still be alive... it's a
nice J&D watching episode even if they aren't together during
most of it.
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13)
Hathor :: ::
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Oww gods, Daniel has another fling, at least this time he gets some!
Some wanker opened up a sarcophagus somewhere in Mexico and Hathor
is free to flash her tittis in all directions... She finds her way
to the SGC and then uses her green breath on All the men folk,
Daniel is her sex toy (she doesn't lack taste then) Jack becomes her
first Prime and all the women in the SGC have to flash their tittis
to get free (gods men are so predictable) Teal'c is immune to the
halitosis Viagra of Hathor, Daniel is found a bit dazed after
bonking a Goa'uld... Jack is thrown into a sarcophagus to save his
belly hole, and then they go off and kick some ass... Thinking they
kill Hathor and her and Daniel's kiddi Goa'uld's in a bath tub... Surreal?
hell ya but amusing :P
Jack and Daniel potential?
Nice bit where Hathor is about to boink Daniel and he grabs her arm,
fighting his ego and tight shorts... We wonder who he was thinking
about at that moment... hur hur hur!
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14)
Singularity :: ::
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Owww big black hole in sky and an eclipse about to happen but
"Every wune' deeed!" yes, that's it a quaint planet full
of corpses and an icky disease... They do the whole quarantine bit,
then find a girl that's still alive... Sam & Daniel take her
back to the SGC where the kid plasters herself to Sam... then they
find out she has a bomb in her, Goa'uld or something who the hell
knows... but it tries to go off when ever the girl is taken close to
the gate... so they bung her in a newk bunker and Sam stays with her
till the time for her to go boom passes... then Janet gets lumbered
with her and Cassie is officially part of the SCG weirdness...
Jack and Daniel potential?
Daniel looks cute with a
kid... even if she's in a yellow suit... ummm not much on the J&D
side of things cos their on different worlds for most of the episode
>_<
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15) Cor-ai
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Empty planet, Not so empty, Teal'c recognised for being bad guy,
Teal'c thrown in Jail, Teal'c will sit trial for killing someone's
dad... bla bla bla... Daniel convinces them that at the time Teal'c
was doing the rest of the people a favour by killing a cripple...
Jack not a happy bunny, wants to kill everyone... Bad guys show up,
Teal'c helps kill the bad guys getting hurt himself, They decide
Teal'c is not THE Teal'c from years ago... they all go home happy.
Jack and Daniel potential?
Looks the
normal really...
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16)
Enigma :: ::
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OMG! They have gated to the Pillars of Nosgoth!!! *Gets ready to see
Daniel stuck by the Soul Reaver and to cheer on Kain!* oww
no, my mistake it's just the Tollans burred in ash, dang! Sam gets a
love interest, the puffs from the land of light are back and the
Tollans have a good do-hicki that lets them walk through walls, and
it's the first unpleasant sighting of Mayborn... Daniel urns the
Tollens begrudging trust, no surprise there then.
Oww the Nox come a calling! and save the day! yaay!
Jack and Daniel potential?
Non but a cute bit at the very
end where Jack stands there grinning like an idiot at his friend :P
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17)
Solitudes :: ::
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Daniel gets thrown threw the gate unconscious with Teal'c on his
heals. Meanwhile Sam and Jack are stuck in a frozen cavern and Jack
has broken bones after the Stargate surged and sent them to another
planet. The SG1 basically want to call them "Missing in
action," but Daniel is the only one that adamantly insists that
they are still alive...oww, but wait just one picking darn moment...
there still on earth, oww the irony!
Jack and Daniel potential?
NON! *cries* other than Daniel undivided
belief that they are still alive. well they always say that you
would know if your lover died right?
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18) Tin Man
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oops...
forgot to fill this one in... now I forgot
what it was :S I'll get round to it
eventually :P
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19) There
but for the Grace of God
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SG1 find themselves in an abandoned
Goa'uld lab, Daniel pilfers some artefacts then durr, touches the
Quantum Mirror... Ending up in another universe where he is missing
and never joined the SGC, Jack is a General, Hammond is a Colonel
and Sam is just a Doctor, Teal'c is still first Prim and the earth
is being wiped out by the Goa'uld... Daniel turns on his charm on
the whole of the SGC and as always WINS! Jack goes to try and convince
Teal'c that he's really a good guy, and cos they just blew up Tu'lac
he kills Jack with a Goa'uld cannon ^_~ everyone basically gets kills
so that Daniel can go back to the planet with the mirror with the coordinates
to save his own parallel world... Everybody dead and Daniel holds
the key to saving the world... then end till the next episode :P
There
but for the Grace of God:
Even though
we find out that Jack and Sam are engaged, there is ooooodals of
J&D potential! just go to HERE, and
look for the Proofs for this episode! ~I LOVE this episode!!!!!
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Politics :: ~ :: ~ :: to boring to rate |
Don't even bother watching this one... I watched it once and I don't
think I'll bother watching it again... as I read somewhere "
It's come to this... CLIP SHOW..." gods these shows bore me!
Jack and Daniel potential?
BORING!
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21)
Within the Serpent's Grasp :: ~ :: ~ :: |
This one is a bit boring... Nothing much happens considering it's an
end of series episode... Everything happens in the next Episode...
The SGC is being shut down indefinitely, Daniel has the coordinates
for where the Goa'uld invasion starts, but no one believes him about
the Quantum mirror and alternate realities... But he manages to
convince them that they have to go before the Stargate is shut
forever... so they all bugger off to find themselves on a war ship
with Skara doing scary things with his eyes... owww the suspense is
killing!
Jack and Daniel potential?
Non really, Jack seems to hate
Daniel...
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