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Season 1 Series Reviews

 The Quick Incomprehensible entire SG1 series DVD Guide

User Guide:: = Jack & Daniel Potential, and = Daniel Damage Potential (more info below)

 
1) Children of the Gods / The Next Mission  :: :: ::
Feature Length,
Ok, so something MUST have happened on Abedos for that bit of intimate knowledge, and may be why Daniel was a little surprised by Sha'ra's come-on *grins* but that was the film. A nice episode where they figure out what the hell the Stargate is for, tones of women get kidnapped and Apophas makes a right nascence of himself, and Teal'c decides that he wants to be part of SG1. 

Jack and Daniel potential?
Humm so so I guess.
 

2) The Enemy Within :: :: ::
Kawalsky has a Goa'uld in his head and all shit brakes loos... Beet's the crap out of Sam in a lift trying to escape, Also Teal'c is consulted on this matter with threats of taking him away to be prodded and probed... anyhow... They try and take the Goa'uld out and think they have till he beats up on Teal'c... and while trying to get through the gate grapples with Teal'c as Jack gives the order to shut down the gate with Kawalsky's head in the way... and it all turns into "Bad Tast" as bit's of brain hit the gate room floor... then they all off world happily... as ya do...

Jack and Daniel potential?  
Why do I get the feeling that if Kawalsky had lived they would both be doing Daniel? I think all 3 would have become GOOD friends *grins* but seen as he was Jack's best friend, it's nice to see him not treat Daniel in the same way... Jack seemed mushier with Kawalsky in this Episode...
 

3) Emancipated :: :: ::
Laugh? I coughed my guts up... Their first planet together as SG1 and Sam gets to dress up in a cool blue frock, then gets kidnapped. Yes, it's a planet full of sexist pigs! Sam gets bartered for another girl in another tribe but it all back fires... Kidnapping, escapes, recapturing and all kinds of crap then Sam gets to kick some chieftain butt and yes... SAM WINS THE DAY! woo hoo! go Sam!

Jack and Daniel potential?  
I think this is the first one where they do the "Talking in Tandem" and "Finish each others sentences" routine... cute but nothing special.
 

4) The Broca Divide :: :: ::
Despite thickening foreheads, male aliens dressed in fur or amazingly "Camp" silky outfits this show is funny in a strange kind of way... They come out into a dark forest and get set upon by some mad, fur clad natives... Luckily they are saved by the others inhabitants of the planet, camp'lie clad western looking Mayans who arnt mad... When they get back to earth Sam tries to seduce Jack, much to his horror, Jack then tries to beat Daniel into submission... then every one goes back to the stone age... all but Teal'c (No surprise) and Daniel (big surprise and a first and last) also Janet... Daniel and Teal'c go back to the planet where Daniel is nabbed then half striped and probably buggered by the natives... Jack genes some semblance of humanity then when everyone's cured they go off and save Daniel who has yet again found a native girl to screw... humm or is that make friends with seen as their probably the only good looking playthings in the camp *grins* anyhow, would seem Daniel's constant allergies my have saved the day, a planet and the whole SGC... Yaay!
(One of the episodes where Teal'c just calls Daniel, Daniel!)

Jack and Daniel potential?  
Oww OODLES on a subliminal violent, primitive level... Yaay! Though Daniel has one hell of a bad hair day.
 

5) The First Commandment :: :: ::
Daniel's wearing his bandana and it's NOT a dig? ow my bad he has a spade! and Jack's wearing Daniel's floppy brimmed monstrosity of a hat and pulling it off better? (but Danny looking nice and trim in this episode *smiles dreamily*) 
One of Sam's old flames decides he's a God (Shows what trying to find God can do to some ppl! tut)... SG1 have to go to some god forsaken (Don't forgive the pun) planet where the radiation is a little on the nasty side... They must save the locals from loony guy from SGC then make the get the orange forcefield to protect the locals from the sun... bla bla bla... this episode is ok and unusual at the swapping of hats...

Jack and Daniel potential?
Humm not much action *sigh*
 

6) Cold Lazarus :: :: ::
Planet of Blue crystals and Yellow sand... Jack gets replicated by the crystal who wants to make Jacks life perfect so that he wont kill them... Nice crystals... Crystal Jack buggers off to Sarah ( 'h' here ppl I don't care HOW THEY spell it, they say it with the 'H'!) house to find Charley... Bla Bla Bla, Crystal Jack makes friends with Sarah then collapses and is rushed to hospital... Sam and Daniel are acting like a brother and sister engrossed in a bit of pyrotechnics as they play around with one of the crystals, Teal'c is roped into their bazaar game. then the crystal communicates with them and asks them to send it back and to not kill them... The other Jack is found and they run off ot save it... Then the crystal Jack turns into Charley (head fuck city central) and they all go back to the gate... the end

Jack and Daniel potential?  
More a Sam and Daniel sibling bonding episode, nice bit when Jack hugs Sarah and Daniel turns away then calls his name reminding them they have to go... 
 

7) The Nox ::  :: ::
(If ya listen carefully, they must have been drenched the whole time they were filming! never stopped pissing it down.)... Go to a Tree covered planed where they meat a bunch of strange looking aliens with roll-in-the-woods hair (And was it me or did Quark from DS9 or Buffy's Headmaster make an appearance? tehe) And Apophis is running around... they go there to find some invisible thingi after some Prick from the pentagon decided they weren't bringing back enough do-hickis... The Nox are pretty neat little buggers, and after basicly telling SG1 they are children, proove it then kick them off the planet.. the end!

Jack and Daniel potential?  
Considering it's the first season, there is some sweet little things that just warm sick little puppies cockles...
 

8) Brief Candle ::  ::  ::
Jack finally gets some and also gets married to Greek looking wench then starts getting old on the planet of the party short lived people. something to do with nanobots (but they don't know that :P) They find out it some strange Goa'uld experiment (don't they do this one again?) Jack convinces them that their god is dead, then they realise that the statue that they destroyed was the thing making them age fast... everyone is happy and long lived and they all bugger off happy... 

Jack and Daniel potential?  
Nice bit when Daniel tries to eat some of Jacks wedding cake *grins* Then Daniel stays with Jack as the others look for a cure.
 

9) Thors Hammer :: ::  ::

SG1 get laughed at by a bunch of peasants as they fall through the Stargate, then they all get this glowing blue light on them that doesn't like Teal'c, Jack jumps him and they both disappear... Daniel and Sam get friendly with a local who then introduce them to an x-Goa'uld wench who is now the healer... They ask her to help them and reluctantly she agrees. Jack and Teal'c stuck in a labarinth the Asguard created with the first Goa'uld and his host an Unas. Teal'c staff weapon is useless but Jack  can still use his gun... they keep killing the bugger but he wont die. Sam doesn't believe the x-Goa'uld is helping them and she and Daniel have a sibling tiff, Daniel getting his way as always. Finally they all end up in the same place though Teal'c cant pass the hammer... Daniel doesn't want to destroy it cause it might help Shau'ra. Jack reminds him Teal'c is part of their family now and hands Daniel the staff weapon. Daniel destroys the hammer... The end

Jack and Daniel potential?  
Owww lots when they finally do meet, Jack's mention of the family that they are... 
 

10) The torment of Tantalus :: :: ::
Daniel is watching some old tapes from the pentagon, when he sees someone go threw the Stargate in the 40's. He goes to see Katherine who first employed him for the Stargate project... She didn't know much about the test's that were carried out or that it was her fiancé that went through and was lost, she thought he was dead... Daniel is missing from the SGC and Hammond is a little niffed when he brings Katherine back to the SGC, but Daniel has his way and they go through the gate at the coordinates they found from the tapes... They find a small naked old guy who hugs them all then runes off, Daniel follows and the old guy 'Earnest' shows him all he knows, Then the cool object thingi and proof that there are more intelligent races out there than the Goa'uld... Then the cool light show that's basically a huge helow... Daniel gets obsessed with it as the rest of them worry about the fact that the DHD has just fallen through the floor, not like it worked anyway... Daniel offers to wait even if they do get the gate open and sit out the storm... Earnest tries to convince him he's stupid, but it takes Jack to drag him away from his dream... anyhow they cant dial up the planer again meaning all is lost. then Ernest gives Daniel a pep talk and all is well!

Jack and Daniel potential?  
Owww an ooddals episode folks! Nice to see Jack a little possessive over his boy-toy to the point of dragging him through the gate... Also nice bit when Ernest hugs Daniel right at the end and then Jack askes for a sympathy hug of Katherine, cute!
 

11) Bloodlines :: :: ::
Teal'c feeling a little homesick, and wants to protect his kiddie from becoming mommy to a Goa'uld lava. Going back to the Chulak, Teal'c gets a little pissed, They find out that Teal'c's son and wife are still alive. Teal'c saves his son from becoming almost a Goa'uld host then makes him one himself to save his life...
Daniel also proves that you should never let him hold a machine-gun, he gets homicidal tendencies especially when dealing with Goa'uld of any kind.
The Symbiot that Sam and Daniel got save Teal'c life and Teal'c son and wife stay where they are on Chulak.. bla bla bla... 

Jack and Daniel potential?  
Apart from the odd look here and there... The best bit is when Daniel shoots the tank with the Goa'uld symbiots in after Sam said that killing them would make them no better then the Goa'uld, then the look on Sam's face when she retrieves the machinegun is priceless... Go Daniel!
 

12) Fire and Water ::  ::  ::
DANIEL's DEAD! eep! Memorial servis and wake and everything! but I guess this is the first time he was considered MIA so no blaming them... The rest of SG1 are mortified and they keep having flashbacks. Mean while Daniel is making, umm, Friends with the local Atlantian from Babylon who is missing his sweetheart... SG1 figure out that Daniel must still be alive and go back and save him, kind of. Daniel tells fish-man that his love was killed but helped mankind rebel against the Goa'uld... Then they all go home... Well kind of seen as Daniel is once again homeless.

Jack and Daniel potential? 
Well Jack seems the most cut up about Daniel's death, and then there is the reading from Daniel's diary about Jack, also Jacks the first one to react to the fact that Daniel might still be alive... it's a nice J&D watching episode even if they aren't together during most of it.
 

13) Hathor :: :: ::
Oww gods, Daniel has another fling, at least this time he gets some! Some wanker opened up a sarcophagus somewhere in Mexico and Hathor is free to flash her tittis in all directions... She finds her way to the SGC and then uses her green breath on All the men folk, Daniel is her sex toy (she doesn't lack taste then) Jack becomes her first Prime and all the women in the SGC have to flash their tittis to get free (gods men are so predictable) Teal'c is immune to the halitosis Viagra of Hathor, Daniel is found a bit dazed after bonking a Goa'uld... Jack is thrown into a sarcophagus to save his belly hole, and then they go off and kick some ass... Thinking they kill Hathor and her and Daniel's kiddi Goa'uld's in a bath tub... Surreal? hell ya but amusing :P

Jack and Daniel potential? 
Nice bit where Hathor is about to boink Daniel and he grabs her arm, fighting his ego and tight shorts... We wonder who he was thinking about at that moment... hur hur hur!
 

14) Singularity :: :: ::
Owww big black hole in sky and an eclipse about to happen but "Every wune' deeed!" yes, that's it a quaint planet full of corpses and an icky disease... They do the whole quarantine bit, then find a girl that's still alive... Sam & Daniel take her back to the SGC where the kid plasters herself to Sam... then they find out she has a bomb in her, Goa'uld or something who the hell knows... but it tries to go off when ever the girl is taken close to the gate... so they bung her in a newk bunker and Sam stays with her till the time for her to go boom passes... then Janet gets lumbered with her and Cassie is officially part of the SCG weirdness...

Jack and Daniel potential?  
Daniel looks cute with a kid... even if she's in a yellow suit... ummm not much on the J&D side of things cos their on different worlds for most of the episode >_<
 

15) Cor-ai :: :: ::
Empty planet, Not so empty, Teal'c recognised for being bad guy, Teal'c thrown in Jail, Teal'c will sit trial for killing someone's dad... bla bla bla... Daniel convinces them that at the time Teal'c was doing the rest of the people a favour by killing a cripple... Jack not a happy bunny, wants to kill everyone... Bad guys show up, Teal'c helps kill the bad guys getting hurt himself, They decide Teal'c is not THE Teal'c from years ago... they all go home happy.

Jack and Daniel potential? 
Looks the normal really...
 

16) Enigma :: :: ::
OMG! They have gated to the Pillars of Nosgoth!!! *Gets ready to see Daniel stuck by the Soul Reaver and  to cheer on Kain!* oww no, my mistake it's just the Tollans burred in ash, dang! Sam gets a love interest, the puffs from the land of light are back and the Tollans have a good do-hicki that lets them walk through walls, and it's the first unpleasant sighting of Mayborn... Daniel urns the Tollens begrudging trust, no surprise there then.
Oww the Nox come a calling! and save the day! yaay!

Jack and Daniel potential? 
Non but a cute bit at the very end where Jack stands there grinning like an idiot at his friend :P
 

17) Solitudes :: :: ::
Daniel gets thrown threw the gate unconscious with Teal'c on his heals. Meanwhile Sam and Jack are stuck in a frozen cavern and Jack has broken bones after the Stargate surged and sent them to another planet. The SG1 basically want to call them "Missing in action," but Daniel is the only one that adamantly insists that they are still alive...oww, but wait just one picking darn moment... there still on earth, oww the irony!

Jack and Daniel potential? 
NON! *cries* other than Daniel undivided belief that they are still alive. well they always say that you would know if your lover died right?
 

18) Tin Man
oops... forgot to fill this one in... now I forgot what it was :S I'll get round to it eventually :P
 
19) There but for the Grace of God
:: :: ::
SG1 find themselves in an abandoned Goa'uld lab, Daniel pilfers some artefacts then durr, touches the Quantum Mirror... Ending up in another universe where he is missing and never joined the SGC, Jack is a General, Hammond is a Colonel and Sam is just a Doctor, Teal'c is still first Prim and the earth is being wiped out by the Goa'uld... Daniel turns on his charm on the whole of the SGC and as always WINS! Jack goes to try and convince Teal'c that he's really a good guy, and cos they just blew up Tu'lac he kills Jack with a Goa'uld cannon ^_~ everyone basically gets kills so that Daniel can go back to the planet with the mirror with the coordinates to save his own parallel world... Everybody dead and Daniel holds the key to saving the world... then end till the next episode :P

There but for the Grace of God:
Even though we find out that Jack and Sam are engaged, there is ooooodals of J&D potential! just go to HERE, and look for the Proofs for this episode! ~I LOVE this episode!!!!!
 

20) Politics :: ~ :: ~ :: to boring to rate
Don't even bother watching this one... I watched it once and I don't think I'll bother watching it again... as I read somewhere " It's come to this... CLIP SHOW..." gods these shows bore me!

Jack and Daniel potential?
 
BORING!
 

21) Within the Serpent's Grasp :: ~ :: ~ ::
This one is a bit boring... Nothing much happens considering it's an end of series episode... Everything happens in the next Episode... The SGC is being shut down indefinitely, Daniel has the coordinates for where the Goa'uld invasion starts, but no one believes him about the Quantum mirror and alternate realities... But he manages to convince them that they have to go before the Stargate is shut forever... so they all bugger off to find themselves on a war ship with Skara doing scary things with his eyes... owww the suspense is killing!

Jack and Daniel potential?   
Non really, Jack seems to hate Daniel... 
 

 
 
 

 
Jack & Daniel Potential






= No Jack, Daniel action, Boring
=
That was a look wasn't it??
= Hum. Yup they love each other!
= Ahhh we KNOW they just kisses!
= Just a Daniel Show! YAAY!!!
= Jees, did I miss where they ripped their
    clothes off and had mad passionate nuki on
    the floor of the briefing room? again?

Daniel Damage Potential







 

= Not so much as a nick, nada
= In the infirmary being examined *G*
= In chains / roughed up a bit / invisible.
= Shot with zat-gun/Staff weapon.
= Hit with a hand device again!
= Flat out / dieing / addicted to something /
    beaten up / Mad, the whole kit an'
    kabudal... with Jack fussing over him.
 

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Confused about listings and Mission Numbers on the VHS?

This is for the Video VHS release of the first Series.

To the right -->
Is the listings as they come on the Video release... The one with that cool image running along the spine if you collect all the videos... 
Not to be confused with the even more confusing singular releases that are flying about... confused? good so am I ^_^

Key:
V =
What Volume Video it is.
1 =
What number Mission it REALLY is.

 

[Update - 2008]
This bit is a little obsolet now, who's got a VHS anymore :P... but this might be for some hard core VHS's ^_^]

 
 :: Season 1 VHS Order :: V 1
1) Children of the Gods  V1 1
2) The Nox  V2 7
3) Bloodlines  V2 11
4) The Broca Divide  V3 4
5) The First Commandment  V3 5
6) The Enemy Within  V4 2
7) Emancipation  V4 3
8) Brief Candle  V5 8
9) Thor's Hammer V5 9
10) The Torment of Tatalus  V6 10
11) Cold Lazarus  V6 6
12) Fire & Water  V7 12
13) Hathor  V7 13
14) Singularity  V8 14
15) Cob-ai  V8 15
16) Enigma V9 16
17) Solitudes  V9 17
18) Tin Man V10 18
19) There but for the Grace of God V10 19
20) Politics V11 20
21) Within the Serpent's Grasp V11 21